1) There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Question : Who was the survivor?
Answer :
A Female's Response: The perfect woman. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and no such thing as a perfect man.
A Male's Response: So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
2) mom: "wake up son, it's time for you to go to school."
son: "but mom, i don't wanna go to school."
mom: "give me 2 reasons why you don't wanna go to school."
son: "firstly, the students don't like me."
son: "secondly the teachers don't like me."
feeling annoyed, son: "give me 2 reasons why i should go to school?"
mom: "firstly, u ARE 52 years old........."
"....... secondly, you ARE the principal!"
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wheee ! 1st to tag !
okay , that's lame .
the jokes are ... FUNNY ...
not really lah actually .
xDDD
hahaha, chao hao xiao.. very funny ke lao shi, but i like the first joke better.XD
LOL both are pretty funny
erm 2nd one is more hilarious leh
class, for your info, u all MUST DO the corrections for CL and HCL papers... as a form of revision.
Ke
seems like not many people like my jokes... hmm.. in that case, i will just to give more homework..
Ke
that's a warped theory!!! how can u give more hw?!!
no one tag then u gib more hw lols no such theory
happy belated 12th birthday to chermaine... our new gal in the class... the rest, pls help her along the way!!
the older gets wiser...
Ke
hallo plz visit my blog...*^*plz?and i think the second joke better...dunnoe wat the 1st one toking 'bout...
ke lao shi , cn you put it in a nicer manner ? LOL ! new girl lyk damn look down on her liddat . hahas (:
hi ke lao shi.
i made a class blog for the 6/4 students only!!
pls add another link
http://sixtyfoureight.blogspot.com
thk u very much
SHANN
lol....i prefer the 1st joke
pls la shann i beg u to chng the skin n the tagboard cant see its bttr to call s'h to design i m not saying is ugly but its reli messy
oh ya ke laoshi u noe where to download music? english de?
ke lao shi,
dun link mii yet..
Cause blog under renovation cause vry small...Hhas..When ok le den i tell u...Tqtq..Duno which joke funnier...Kekes..^.^
Yu QIan
good job there, shannon.. but pls don't spend too much time on the new blog too... your mom won't be too happy...
ZY, it's not easy to find websites to download free and legal ENGLISH songs.. if u want chinese songs, i would still be able to provide them.
roger that, YQ...
Ke
WHEE !! i've closed down my blog for th moment . so dont bother to visit it . may be re-opening in May , June or July . depends ;D
i would not change th blog link , so no nid to relink me(: nice class blog shannon .
nvm i ask other frens whether they have anot
anyone has Luka's phone no? pls remind him that i HAVE NOT SEEN his compo book since term 1 week 10.. that is before hols..
Ke
wa ke laoshi yao roar at luka liao but i tot u call him to type ......
ke lao shi..
Relink..
http://www.tatgurl-96.blogspot.com
i onli chnge blogskin ba..\
GO tagged!!
YU QIan
the one i told him to type out is the 2nd compo, which he has written quite well. it's the 3rd one i have not seen his compo book yet.. pls REMIND him if anyone knows his number.
Ke
zhungyik you very funny sia . ke lao shi cnt roar . ke lao shi cn scream . hahahas . btw , jus viewed your friendster . wow , you were a happy-go-lucky guy before ? hahaahas xD okay , im nt shock . charlotte told me about SOME THINGS (: heehees . kay im done . LOL !
hi i tink the 1st one is funnier cos the second one i canot understand hahaz >=]~
anyone's online now can help me to pass the msg around.. that the following students MUST stay back on Thurs 27th March from 1.30pm to 3.15pm...
brenda
shannon
zheng yan
grace
chermaine
crystal
jia cheng
tommy
leroy
corliss
total of 10... i will inform u all the venue of remedial during class tomorrow.
Ke
yeah i whole day online de but i dun even noe their nos. haha
KE LAO SHI !!
ZHENG YAN CANNOT !!
he got CCA .
if he dosent go he would get BIGBIG scolding ..
SYF coming .. cn postpone his ?
plsplplsplspls
WE REALLY NEED PRACTICE ):
PLLLEEEEEAAASSSEE !!
AHHHHHHH !!!
sigh .
what time is the chinese orchestra going to last? from when till when?
Ke
go to http://happytown.sg to participate in some activities and i think there will be prizes.. this website is on the main page too...
instructions as follow:-
故事接龙：一个小孩得到一只神奇的宠物狗，于是发生了无数奇妙有趣的故事。请同学们发挥想象力，写完这个故事！
Ke
ke lao shi u online arh??? now?
my blog is over renovation le
dun mind if visit dun wan then oso nevermind
erm.....i dunno about the first joke. i dun really understand. anyway, i have my own blog liao. prettylady-havefun.blogspot.com. do go and check it out. thanks
by the way im gennie
just got scolding from teacher today lah ~
she said not gud not gud .
walao .
th overseas trip nid to get at least a SILVER den cn go .. wth .
TO GENNIE : you left out i not left out meh ? at least people down look down on you right ?
im getting more & more chek about this class .. i cn at least name 5 people who actually have A.P . lax lah . jus hang out wif them more often (: lyk ME !! hahas
erm, who is shx3???????????
siokhwee , obviously someone frm 5/6 mah .
guys, pls go to gennie's blog and read her post.. leave a comment on what u think about u finish reading..
the post titled 'HELP!'
Ke
i've read already .. i felt th same way ~ espically SOMEONE .. sigh .. i dont want to go to this class .........................
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~
me 2 sigh...
zhung
spread the word: other than worksheet no13, pls do corrections for 模拟试卷，第二项：选词填空。
错的答案，为错和对的选项找出正确的意思。
for the questions that u have gotten wrong in this section, find the actual meanings of both correct and wrong choices...
Ke
er..gennie,y call urself pretty lady?LOLS!
anyway this is for mr kwa.
WHY MUST BLUE HOUSE ALWAYS WIN?
AND I HATE GREEN HOUSE!IT SUCK-BADLY!
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
to Gennie and SH and zhung yik: is our class THAT BAD?? oops.
to FELICIA: hahax, i agree. FOREVER LOSE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
erm mr kwa, can you go read the comment posted by mi at the baby kyan one?? thx.
to felicia: why blue house always win? im not sure too. maybe those who can do well in sports are destined to be in Blue. u can ask why Green always win in swimming then? hoho...
to gennie: reward those who got into Masters? hmm... can consider. put in your demands, let mr juay know. maybe the teachers will discuss about it... and i said MAYBE only...
homework as a present is a MUST..
whahahaha...
Ke
Ke lao shi,
Cannt giv 2 much black n white "present" larhhs..We hav enuff liaos,u stil giv..Ltr over flood us...N no mor "frens" pls n no mor "relatives" too!!We r overfloddin liaos...
Yu Qian
lol ya lor ke lao shi stop giving out oready. we have 2 many "friends" n "relatives" le! amyway tml is SYF! i very scared!!!
all the best to zheng yan, dingxiang, charlotte and siok hwee... put in your best effort tomorrow.. all your classmates and the whole school will be behind u 4 and RSS orchestra!!
Ke
hellos , i giving all my chunks of your black & white stuff to felicia or qiwei . tml you writing bi ji right ? i ask them to write for me cn ? & th quo wen cos im damn tired , cnt rly write well .. soo .. sry ah . if you want me to rewite cn . but not tomorrow obviously . ahhas . zheng yan no taste in clothes . spread th msg ;D jkjk . KE LAO SHI !! QIWEI OWE ME SWEET !! xD
dere's no use...even if the whole world is behind us,hw many gud lucks we hear wont change the fact.....
still, CO pupils have done your best, and im really, really proud of u all. genuinely proud. hope to get to see d video soon. anyway blog will be dead till at least this Sat.. busy for these few days. just drop comments here if u all need to say sth.
Ke
BOO!hahas.i dun really like 6/4 too coz got some really pissed me off de people,everday see them also sian.good mood turns to bad mood.hahas.maybe if the class can crack for jokes?im so ready for another laugh.hahas.i dunno why la..lols.i always laugh lor,everyday must aleast laugh 1 time.lols.buh buhs!u may think im cheerful la.i may look like wan cheerful girl.but aeriously,im kind of depressed and stressed out.
that's the longest post around here.
then u shd laugh more felicia... it helps to keep u cheerful really... when someone in the class makes me angry till i need to scold pple. i will cool off soon after scolding cos i dont believe in teaching lessons when im angry. so its the same for u, its important to keep cheerful in class when u are learning!!
Ke
wow. really philosophical ke lao shi...
i thot felicia laugh a lot..
ke lao shi.. update update..
very sian.
if u have an ipod, go to www.shufflesome.com the skins are SO PRETTY!!
ok,
BYE
btw go that website for wad ? nvm i go play gmaes liao
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